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Hello from Calcutta,
Forget the
spiritual legacy of India, the exotic incense and spices, the ethereal
music and "Incredible
India" images seen
worldwide in the BBC commercials. Calcutta is none of that and definitely
is not the best place to see the country's
charming side!
I should have known better, but hope springs eternal and my Thai advisers
insisted Kolkata would be the best place to make overland arrangements for
a visit to Bhutan.
Focused on Bhutan, I
overlooked the fact that stopping in Calcutta to finalize ground transport
arrangements would require a new Indian visa and the Druk Air check-in
agents refused to let me board the flight on November first! So, retracing
my steps back into the city I immediately walked over to the Indian
Consulate and learned my six month multiple entry visa would take a full
five working days to process. A week and a half later the first available
Druk Air flight required leaving the hotel before dawn. Cabs parked in
front of the hotel at 4AM eagerly vied for the privilege of making the $8
predawn 25 minute run to the airport.
With every seat
occupied and the stewardesses overworked passing out meals, I am sure we
were all glad the flight only took two hours. Arriving at 8AM in Kolkata
has its benefits. With plenty of time to find a way into the city I
decided to check out the recently completed high speed airport rail link.
The train station about a block from the arrival terminal appeared
completely deserted! The modern train link has been kept a state secret.
With no signs to inform passengers and only two daily scheduled runs into
the city, it is next to impossible for anyone to find or use the service!
An investigative reporter for the Kolkata Times speculated corrupt
officials were the culprits, but I suspect inept management is an equally
likely explanation.
Declining to engage in
deliberately confusing negotiations with the enormous swarm of waiting
taxis and their obnoxious touts, off I walked in the direction of city.
These walks are always educational. I love watching the incredulous looks
which greet my explanations for declining to do what most sensible foreign
travelers do upon arriving in a strange city. Away from the crafty
creatures preying on unwary foreign travelers one discovers a cross
section of humanity and activities more representative of reality. Clogged
streets full of over crowded rattletrap buses vying with every imaginable
form of other transport provided an opportunity to watch the determination
with which drivers attempt to be first to squeeze into each tiny traffic
gap, horns blasting long and loud to underscore the driver's irritated
impatience.
Hoards of dirty
denizens crowded the narrow unpaved shoulders as I started my dusty twenty
kilometer hike down the highway toward the center of the city. After
walking about ten kilometers away from the airport I decided to risk a cab
ride to the nearest Metro station. The driver who stopped indicated he
would use the meter to establish the fare, but wanting to avoid any
opportunity for a misunderstanding I showed him a 100 Rs bill (about
$2.20), without any idea what the fare should be. He wobbled his head
"yes" and I climbed in. Traffic jams consumed most of the half hour ride,
though the driver skillfully maneuvered his car through a maze of side
streets and back alleys finally coming to a stop at the obscure entrance
to a Metro station. Dark, damp and dirty I plunged into the underground
and found the ticket booth. About nine cents got me a ticket to the Park
Crossing station where I remembered seeing some of the good hotels on a
previous trip. Nothing has changed with the subway system: the old cars
are just older and dirtier; the misaligned rails still guarantee a bumpy
rocking ride; the station announcements still contain unintelligible
English segments designed to confuse rather than inform. But, it is by far
the fastest way into the city and local residents good naturedly tolerate
what to a foreign visitor is an intolerable aggravation.
Emerging from
the motorized catacombs into the city proper, pedestrian sidewalks
serving as temporary abodes for the country's poorest don't make
progress any easier. Sections with missing tiles or open excavation
trenches compete with reckless walkway motorcycle riders who
challenge walkers for the right of way. At one point a spread out
blanket served as a crib for a tiny emaciated baby crying on the
concrete, its parents busy nearby preparing the family's meal of
rice and weeds. Rickshaws pulled by skinny barefoot men in rags,
pathetic rusty pedicabs powered by scrawny screaming drivers,
dilapidated yellow taxicabs sounding their horns in irritation make
perambulation slow, hazardous and problematic for any but those who
have become oblivious to the jostling confusion.
Spitting, though now against the
law is ubiquitous. A good many people still chew
betlenut
and make an art of distance spitting the red juice produced. Air is
full of dust producing a disgusting black discharge every time I
blow my nose. Tradesmen carry
their heavy tools in canvas bags which they swing side to side as
they walk down the crowded sidewalks, too often banging the massive
clubs into other pedestrians... including me on one occasion. Smelly
uncovered sewers and blackened walls serving as open air urinals
remain an unpleasant reminder that Kolkata has a long way to go
before it will be ready for finicky First World tourists. Generally,
I am not finicky. This time my tolerance for sensory insults finally
met its limits.
All of the city street maps I found contained gross inaccuracies: missing
or wrong street names and multi-word names with strange unpronounceable
spellings made locating any address in the city a challenge. Street signs
where they exist at all are difficult to recognize. Most are provided by
advertisers with the incidental addition of street names somewhere on the
display. Fortunately, buildings are often identified with the addresses
spelled out in full or visitors would be perpetually lost! To make matters
even more confusing, long streets will have different names at different
locations along the way. People never refused to give directions when I
got lost: and, every direction turned out to be wrong... or misunderstood.
Pronounced with whimsical intonations, "You go second left turning..." and
other equally incomprehensible sentence constructions guaranteed adventure
during every attempt to navigate the warren of twisting, turning short
alleyways and interrupted boulevards.
Finding all the
good value hotels fully booked after hours of searching, necessity forced
me into a series of over priced four star establishments. At $175, the
Peerless Inn
might fetch $60 in Bangkok and the $120
Senator Hotel
would be hard pressed to compete with a good Motel 6 in America. Both
establishments employed as many security personnel as service staff,
including a contingent of khaki clad government guards armed with
automatic weapons loitering inconspicuously near the entrances.
Disheartened and ready to escape the misnamed "City of Joy" I started
looking into a quick way out.
Then, very near
the so-called "New
Market" I spotted what
actually turned out to be a quite good hotel... and affordable. I had been
avoiding this area frequented by tourists and the obnoxious smooth talking
touts who accost every new foreign face, but finally curiosity got the
better of me and I made inquiries. Good thing, too because here I
discovered the excellent $62
Lytton Hotel...
with no rooms available! The accommodating receptionist said she thought
there might be a room available later and would know in a couple hours.
So, I camped out in the lobby waiting for one to become available. Good
fortune emerged from the surrounding slime and I actually enjoyed my last
twenty-four hours in a city justly described as the "Cesspool of Asia." So
much for "Incredible India." In my opinion, the only thing incredible in
this Indian city is the filth and confusion! Arrangements for the
exploration of Bhutan can await another time, another place.
Peace Fred L Bellomy
PS:
"A Liberal's
Pledge to Disheartened Conservatives" by Michael Moore offered his pledge to devastated conservatives
and I added my endorsement to it. During this time of dramatic shifts in the ways our government
will set national and international policies it is worth reflecting on the
genius of democracy, "The worst of all governments... except for all the
others!" (Winston Churchill)
PPS: A friend
recently reminded me of the power of a hug. I went searching and found Free
Hugs website. One of my
favorite little songs is
Four Hugs A Day.
Here are the
lyrics to the song.
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